Fancy Coined Cookout Napkins: GPITG - Committee Approved

These three-ply, official GPITG-branded coined napkins are exactly what you should have brought to the last cookout, instead of the empty hands and excuses you walked in with. Soft enough for the most discerning aunties, sturdy enough to defend against a disastrous rib night, and printed with the GPITG logo so everyone knows you are at minimum trying to act right.

Whether you got the napkins because you finally read the guide, because somebody wanted to baby-step you in, or because you genuinely want to contribute — we don't care. The napkins are doing their job. You're doing yours. Everybody wins.

Available in two sizes: Luncheon (6.5" x 6.5") for plates that are doing too much, and Beverage (4.8" x 4.8") for the times when somebody hands you a sweating cup of red drink and your good shirt is on the line. Smooth texture, coined edge borders, available in packs of 50 and 100.

Specs:

• Material: soft, three-ply white paper
• Sizes: Luncheon (6.5" x 6.5") and Beverage (4.8" x 4.8")
• Packs of 50 and 100
• Smooth texture with coined edge borders
• GPITG branded — visible enough to count as a contribution, subtle enough to not be tacky

Keeping it a buck:

These napkins will not earn you PLATES on their own. They are the floor, not the ceiling. Bringing napkins is the absolute minimum, and we are telling you this because we love you. But — and this is important — bringing the right napkins signals that you are paying attention. You read something. You thought about it. You spent actual money on the contribution rather than grabbing a stack from the gas station bathroom dispenser on the way over.

Always an approved contribution in lieu of whatever you were thinking about cooking. We all thank you for the additional consideration.

Buy the napkins. Show up correct. The cookout is waiting.