Superior Uncoined Cookout Napkins: GPITG - Committee Approved

These three-ply, full-color GPITG-branded napkins are for the person who looked at the Fancy Coined edition and said, "I don't know what coined means." Printed in bright, photo-quality color on soft white tissue with a clean uncoined edge, these napkins say you're not here to play — you're here to represent.

Same committee approval. Same contribution credit. No coined borders, because you decided smooth edges match your energy. We're not mad at it. The aunties will notice, and for once, what they notice will be positive.

Available in two sizes: Luncheon (6.5" x 6.5") for when you want to double plate it and the situation is critical, and Beverage (4.75" x 4.75") because you're tired of getting yelled at about cup rings on this furniture that is already ancient.

Sold in sets of 50, because you only get invited to the bangin' cookouts. Are we right or are we right?

Specs:

• Material: soft, three-ply white tissue
• Full-color print
• Sizes: Luncheon (6.5" x 6.5") and Beverage (4.75" x 4.75")
• Uncoined edge — clean, modern finish
• Packs of 50
• GPITG branded — committee approved, cookout certified

Keeping it a buck:

These are not a substitute for actual food. These are not a personality. These are napkins. But they are committee approved napkins, and if you're going to bring the bare minimum, at least make the bare minimum look intentional.

The upgrade from coined to uncoined is a lifestyle choice, and we support your journey. Just don't show up with these and start explaining the difference to people who didn't ask. Nobody asked.

Bring the napkins. Be cool about it. Share the game.